Masterstroke!

My friend (whom i entitle Salad) and I had an art day. I had a teapot, and it was white. So white in fact that it hurt to look at. So i decided to paint it. And, as the sculptor sees in his marble a figure screaming to be carved out, the teapot screamed at me. Little did i know that when I was listening to the shrill whining of this ceramic jerk that i was hearing my very own voice! Thus i invented THE POT-RAIT. In this case, a self-potrait.






So it is acrylic paint, felt tip pen, hairspray, buttons, glue, fabric scrap, wire and beads. Im not actually that... busty, however. But you can in fact fill me with tea. I am going to make Potraits of all my friends and fill them with Jaffas. Happy Birthday, fatty.

(The only camera i have is a dodgy phone camera, so ill upload better pictures of better Potraits another day.)